Wednesday 27 May 2009

Right After The Ball in The Moonlight




Mel Gibson and Elton John have crystal faces
They stand silently in the moonlight,
A gorilla comes up and smashes Mel Gibson’s
Crystal face on the floor
A stagecoach pulled by Unicorns passes
Elton John laughs a little bit

7 comments:

Ben Brooks said...

Why is Mel singled out?
I feel nauseous.

Adam J Maynard said...

It's probably because he's one of only two people I know who has a crystal face

Ben Brooks said...

Elton John should have been the victim maybe, his face is probably more polished.

Adam J Maynard said...

It's true, but he does give a lot to charity tho. David Furnish is furnishing everything

Ben Brooks said...

David Furnish would throw himself in front of Elton Johns crystal face.
The Gorilla thinks "two men?" and shakes his head.
Police draw a white line around each shard of Mel Gibsons face.
The gorilla tells police where he found his rage in exchange for a more lenient sentence. The sentence is still a circle. David Furnish cries in court. Elton John passes him a wool handkerchief. The gorilla snarls.

Adam J Maynard said...

It costa's about £200,000 per annum to be a member of The Crystal Face Club. It's an exclusive club.

Ben Brooks said...

Clubs are for people with nothing in common with any other humans.