Wednesday, 30 April 2008


Three eggs in a limousine

Harpsichord rain

Lonely tanks

Octopus boxes

Horse in a cadillac

chocolate frankfurter

shoes shouting

leather Superman

Saturday, 26 April 2008


Still sleeping
But was up all night walking around
The raspberry was talking to me
Then they say 'Is that it?'
I stutter, I say 'of course'
But last night the floor was littered with faces
A green star played an electric guitar
I moved around inside the day
Watching weird slants of time disappearing
As a dog in an orange plastic canoe
Slipped away down the druggy river

Thursday, 17 April 2008

MC Hammer in the park today

MC Hammer was standing by the lake in the park today.

The sun was shining which made the water shimmer and his gold trousers glimmer in the sunlight. The hot dog he was eating, well let's just say that a lot of tomato sauce was squeezing out of the side of it and falling on to the hot tarmac.

He was weeping solemnly. Then he got on his trike and rode off. The sky seemed horribly menacing again. A man in a smurf costume sailed past. He really felt as if he could not stop his uncontrollable weeping

Wednesday, 16 April 2008

melons, Robots, pineapples, wars and so on

Errr, I have one poem up at Robot Melon and three up at Pineapplewar. Everything is crazy right now. It feels like robots are attacking me by throwing melons and pineapples at me. It feels really great.