MC Hammer in the park today

MC Hammer was standing by the lake in the park today.

The sun was shining which made the water shimmer and his gold trousers glimmer in the sunlight. The hot dog he was eating, well let's just say that a lot of tomato sauce was squeezing out of the side of it and falling on to the hot tarmac.

He was weeping solemnly. Then he got on his trike and rode off. The sky seemed horribly menacing again. A man in a smurf costume sailed past. He really felt as if he could not stop his uncontrollable weeping